Win a TV Awards Nominees' Gift Bag
25 May 12
Enter our caption competition to be in with a chance of picking up a nominees' gift bag from the Arqiva TV Awards...
THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED. MANY THANKS TO ALL WHO ENTERED.
This year, the nominees at the Arqiva BAFTA Television Awards will each take home a bag of goodies provided by BAFTA's television gift partners
. If you're not nominated, don't worry: there's always next year.
And you can still be in with a chance of picking up a gift bag by entering our caption competition.
Take a look at the picture below, taken at last year's ceremony - what's Stephen Mangan thinking? What's on Miranda Hart's lips? Think up your own caption and submit it in the comments section below. We'll pick out our favourite who'll win a gift bag.
Small print: we are only able to deliver within the United Kingdom, so please don't enter if you're based elsewhere. And due to the alcohol content, you must be 18 or older to enter. Sorry! By submitting a comment you agree to our T&Cs, read them in full here .
The picture:
Zoe H
(06-25-2013)
"Oooh, a Topshop gift card!"
suzanne dunne
(08-16-2012)
"miranda: shall we just say us?? Stephen: I'll grab the Bafta - you destroy the envelope ... no one will every know !! miranda: Right then here goes .... try to look stunned though !!! "
Karen D
(06-53-2012)
"the BAFTA goes to.... bear with, bear with.... me!! Such fun!"
Gaynor Taylor
(06-53-2012)
"*extracts internet history card* Stephen: "I was typing in 'Gary Oldman!'" Miranda "You clearly forgot the 'R' Stephen!""
Nina House
(06-53-2012)
""It's what I'd call the winner...such fun!""
Karen Hore
(06-53-2012)
"'Oh Stephen! Don't you hate it when they bike the script over at the very last moment?'"
Annie McKinnon
(06-53-2012)
"Miranda : "What how can they ?? I mean how ??" Stephen : "I know its frightening isn't it TOWIE were nominated and they've won bit down hill now "
Nick Wellband
(06-52-2012)
""Miranda: OH it's comming out breech!"Stephen:'I'll get the hot water and towels'"
Harry Prophet
(06-52-2012)
"This is one of me topless in Marbella."
Colin Richardson
(06-51-2012)
"And the award for the person who looks the most like a BAFTA, goes to David Dickinson."
John Dodds
(06-51-2012)
"Miranda: "...and the award for most beautifully suck envelope goes to..." Stephen...."GET ON WITH IT!""
Steve Hardstone
(06-51-2012)
"lET IT BE A RING , PLEASE LET IT BE A RING."
Nicholas James Fitchett
(06-51-2012)
"If any one falls through the floor,tell the audience its just a stage they are going through. "
alan burrows
(06-51-2012)
"I don't want your phone number,where's the nomination?"
Pamela Sabine
(06-51-2012)
"That's good Steve, all your tests came up negative."
Linda
(06-51-2012)
"Mirand (thinks): I'm going to be so embarrassed if it's me!!!"
Steve Johnson
(06-50-2012)
"In a Rolf Harris Styleee, Miranda "Can you tell what it is yet?""
Alex Johnson
(06-50-2012)
"Sorry you haven't won a prize this time, but try again next time you buy Walker's Crisps."
Pam Mehroke
(06-50-2012)
"Stephen: "okay those are the nominees (turns to Miranda) now over to you sir""
Lindy Kaur
(06-50-2012)
"Miranda whispers to Stephen - "I'm famished. After this fancy joining me for a large 'Alpen of cereal in my dressing room? But I warn you no litter-ing.""
Inderjit Kaur
(06-49-2012)
"Stephen: "I've always been afta a comedy Bafta awarded to those able to generate lafta and to win me one to keep forever afta from hereafta I shall get dafta and dafta" "
Verity
(06-49-2012)
"How come Miranda gets a box of chocolates and all I get is this stupid face!? "
Chris Powell
(06-49-2012)
"I hope you are wearing your bullet-proof vest!"
Rachael Purdy
(06-48-2012)
""Get your fake smiles ready! The winner is...""
Brian orville Lox
(06-48-2012)
""Miranda" I should have worn my glasses, quick, what does it say?"
Andriana
(06-48-2012)
"Miranda says 'O M G' Stephen thinks ' l o l ' ( winner is B A F T A)"
Tim Baros
(06-48-2012)
"Uh, there is no name on this card. Should we just wing it?"
Ray Long
(06-48-2012)
""Graham Norton has just said I can be on his show if he wins so no matter what is says on the card, I'm reading his name out"."
Marcella
(06-48-2012)
""How the hell did the DNA results from The Jeremy Kyle Show get in there?" "
MacDermott
(06-48-2012)
"Miranda: "And the winner of, what i call, the BAFTA is.....""
ken wilkinson
(06-47-2012)
"Miranda-"I think this letter is a little late,the best soap winner is-Eldorado.""
Kev Kelly
(28-02-2012)
"Miranda: "and the best male nude performance goes to...oh I say!!" Stephen: 'I bet he drinks Carling Black Label'"
Anne Balfour
(28-02-2012)
"Miranda: Will you please remove yourhand from by backside or I'll fart. "
Judy Humby
(28-42-2012)
"Miranda:So, that's what happened to the picture of me in my 'hurly-burly' outfit! Stephen:Oh, I thought it was me, in mine!"
Kev Kelly
(28-42-2012)
"Miranda: "and the best male nude performance goes to...oh I say!!" Stephen: 'I bet he drinks Carling Black Label'"
Colette Mellor
(28-19-2012)
"Miranda and Stephen had become rather Chummy backstage but she didn't have the Hart to tell him they hadn't won a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket!"
Christalla Evdokimou
(28-19-2012)
"Miranda says 'the winner for best comedy entertainment is Rebekah Brooks in the Levenson Enquiry'. Stephen thinks ' it should of been for 'WICKED'. "
wendy tennick
(28-19-2012)
"I want one of those, ha already got one loser"
Paul Evans
(28-15-2012)
"And the winner is Matt Le Blanc, and Matt thanks for the man's gold rolex, Stephen likes his too. "
Denise Jennians
(28-14-2012)
"and it's congratulations to Queen Elizabeth 2 for 60 years on the throne (no toilet jokes or we'll both be in the Tower)!"
Neil Sayer
(28-14-2012)
"Have you seen my holiday snaps from last year?"
nicki t
(28-14-2012)
"who did you say stuck this envelope down and with what??"
Bernadete C
(28-14-2012)
"Well how do we say that name?"
janet wheatman
(28-14-2012)
"ooh stephen what do i say, the cards blank!!"
Hollie F
(28-13-2012)
""Oh....umm....how do you pronounce that?!""
Janet Paice
(28-13-2012)
"So glad you have to pronounce that one Miranda."
cody
(28-13-2012)
"“What would miranda do in this situatiion, nomrly strip !” Stephen-“is she is she, no I don't think she's going to strip, phewwww”"
Christine Johnson
(28-12-2012)
"Miranda; Would l lie to you Stephen Stephen; she told me Hitchhiker's Guide to Galexy was going to win"
Emma Gallagher
(28-08-2012)
"Miranda saying - If the inbetweeners have won again then you can tell them."
Leigh G
(28-08-2012)
"Mangan: Oh God, did she just.... Hart: Hope the mike didn't pick up that fanny burp!"
Susie Clayton
(28-07-2012)
"Oh my God I brought gran's birthday card with me by mistake!!!"
Elizabeth Latimer
(28-07-2012)
"This might be a silly question so forgive me but why are some of the awards not gold?"
Roshni Jogin
(28-06-2012)
""How on earth do you pronounce THAT name?" "Do the parents do this just to torture us?""
selina
(28-06-2012)
"as mrs brown from mrs browns boys would say "Thats nice!""
Becky Albon
(28-02-2012)
"Stephen said "Did you let one slip Maranda? That stinks!" Miranda says back "You smelt it you dealt it!""
gaynor elizabeth hamilton
(28-01-2012)
"not stephen fry again i thought he had gone missing up the nile no he had an oscar wilde moment and then got shot on the derren brown show just say anybody er er noel edmunds "
Philip Thompson
(28-01-2012)
""If Doctor Who's been beaten by some cliche-ridden reality show again, Miranda, I'd rather you not tell me!" "It's OK, Stephen, they didn't pick the show this year anyways!""
karen jones
(28-00-2012)
"oops, i knew i shoudn;t of had sprouts for tea."
Daphne Mueller
(28-00-2012)
"And the winner for the entertainment winner is......us of course!!!"
Tarlok Singh
(28-00-2012)
"Miranda: "and the winner is....... not me. Ovary annoying. I'm off home, at least my 'fruit friends' will know how to 'cherry' me up"."
janet wheatman
(28-58-2012)
"ooh what to say, the cards blank!!!!"
Paul Morris
(28-58-2012)
"STEPHEN - Yes, those really are all the jokes from series two of Episodes!"
Amy Sellers
(28-58-2012)
"And the winner is, 'Your Mum'?"
Charlotte S
(27-30-2012)
""ok...its the actor that plays Sherlock. Don't say Englebert Humperdinck.. Stephen, a little help?""
sharon neale
(27-48-2012)
"umm this one is not as good as my show and the winner is ......"
Becky Clarke
(27-48-2012)
"Stephen: Oo is that a naked picture of graham norton? Miranda: Such Fun!"
Laura S
(27-28-2012)
"Table 12 your triple cheese, pepperoni and mushroom pizza is now ready for collecion."
Sarah Bailey
(27-09-2012)
"And the winner is..... We have to say WHO! Oh lets just give it to Miranda's lip! Marvellous Show! "
Mick Whitehead
(27-08-2012)
"Stephen and Miranda perform their Laurel and Hardy act whilst trying to open the latest envelope"
Chris WIlkinson
(27-59-2012)
"What, we have to say the cast of TOWIE have all got fellowship of the Academy! "
Gareth Turpie
(27-58-2012)
""Gently, Miranda." "Don't take it to Hart, Stephen" "
denise walker
(27-29-2012)
"and the winner of best director is..... * Michel Hazana.....Haz..... anavicius bleeding hell lets give it to Lynne Ramsay"
Paul Morris
(27-29-2012)
"MIRANDA - Oops, wrong envelope. This one contains the evidence I used to black mail the committee members to vote for my show!"
Rebecca Jayne Smith
(27-28-2012)
"OH MY GOSH! How did that get in there? Wonder how much The Sun will pay for these?"
RAPHAEL PATRICE
(27-22-2012)
"And the winner is......Oh look it's a summons for not paying my TV licence!"
Lucy Dorrington
(27-20-2012)
"Miranda struggles to hold it together as she hopes the cast of Stephen Mangan's face will pass for a real Bafta after breaking the original! x"
Lisa Clayton
(27-20-2012)
"Stephen and Miranda did their best to smile when presenting the prestigous BAFTA -but the 'fake smile' kit they had tried before the show just didn't look quite right."
Erin Walsh
(27-19-2012)
"Stephen Mangan's careful scrutiny of Holmes' deductive techniques began to surprise even himself as he correctly predicted the 10th winner in a row."
Erin Walsh
(27-19-2012)
"Stephen Mangan's careful scrutiny of Holmes' deductive techniques began to surprise even himself as he correctly predicted the 10th winner in a row."
Madalaine Collins
(27-18-2012)
"While I wonder who the lucky winner is? Wow it is you know who?"
Gemma Turner
(27-07-2012)
"Stephen was flabbergasted by Miranda's flatulence at the critical moment...."
Paul Morris
(27-39-2012)
"I hope there's a good joke in here, we both need one"
Kat Dray
(27-39-2012)
"They both took great pains to make sure they were wearing, what Miranda liked to call, the 'pretend you're not disappointed by the winner' face. Such fun!"
jack mair
(27-39-2012)
"Oops wrong envelope.This a spa voucher."
Caroline Glass
(27-39-2012)
" For the aristocrat actors who really push the envelope for fine acting - um....Made in Chelsea lot?! "
Sue
(27-59-2012)
"So far, so good, no trips across the stage, the microphone's working, my nails have stayed on. All I have to do is pronounce this name and not giggle...."
D Fleming
(27-58-2012)
"Stephen Mangan is thinking "It's my 'Episodes'!" and on Miranda Hart's lips is, "am I going to have a 'Miranda' moment?!""
Victoria Reeve
(27-58-2012)
"Stephen Mangan: "When I said I'd go to the opening of an envelope, I didn't expect they'd think I'd take it quite so literally.""
Caro Pickering
(27-58-2012)
"Miranda is saying: "Stephen, why don't we leave all this behind us and lodge with my fleas on the coast.....I mean, flee to my lodge on the coast?""
Louise B
(27-42-2012)
"Miranda: Good Gracious Stephen, is that really a picture of Matt Le Blanc's famous........ "
Christopher Jones
(27-41-2012)
""And the Bafta for best comedy is?" The sudden realization hit that if either of them had won why would they be presenting the award? "
laura banks
(27-41-2012)
"bloody hell matt le blanc got a golden globe wheres mine miranda hart - sorry not you"
susan jenkins
(27-41-2012)
"looks too much like a sharon osbourne tiffany box for my liking"
michael boothby
(27-41-2012)
"bloody hell how they won"
Mel Collins
(27-41-2012)
""Wow that's a big pay cheque Stepen!""
Liz Brammall
(27-40-2012)
""Really ...., can I take the other envelope after all!!""
kev seds
(27-38-2012)
"Stephen - "I hope her grandad's ashes are'nt in there.""
Amanda
(27-38-2012)
"They did say the cheque was in the post."
Joanna Firth
(27-37-2012)
"ooo, look Miranda, it's you!"
Richard Pickles
(27-37-2012)
"Stephen hoped it was tickets to the beach volleyball. "They want ME to start the mens 100 metre final" screamed Miranda "
lisa le vesconte
(27-37-2012)
"Please"
anne ross
(27-37-2012)
"oh my god, can you see what i see "
ken wilkinson
(27-36-2012)
"Stephen-"What do you mean the winner is Urn."? Miranda-"It`s full of Ashes.""
Paul Godmund
(26-53-2012)
"It's from Tony, Stephen,they'd like you to be the new Middle East envoy."
Nigel Hollingsworth
(26-36-2012)
"Stephen - I'm only doing this because of the after show orgy...ooops,I mean party ! Miranda - Ooooooo,me too !"
kayleigh white
(26-53-2012)
""And the winner is Hugh Jardon""
Judy Park
(26-41-2012)
"Oh God, that frigging dog has won again. "
Julie Holbrook
(26-24-2012)
"Miranda was fighting hard not to show her excitment at being so close to a plinth, while stephen just wished his face was small enough to hide behind the mask."
Roshni Jogin
(26-10-2012)
"Well, That's an interesting picture Stephen... -Oh s***..."
Andrew Evans
(26-09-2012)
""And the 2012 Olympics goes to.... London!""
Mandy D. Charles
(26-09-2012)
""Look what happens when you leave Jeremy Hunt in charge of the envelopes! And the winner is....BskyB." "
ernie larkham
(26-09-2012)
"is that my backhander from news international "
Paul Wilson
(26-09-2012)
""And the BAFTA For Best Drama Not Written By Someone Called Moffat Or Morgan goes to...""
Katy Abram
(26-09-2012)
"Um... the card's blank"
Alison F
(26-08-2012)
"Go on dare you to say it - "and the winners of best comedy sitcom are Stephen Mangan and Miranda Hart for Episanda""
Paul Wilson
(26-08-2012)
""And the Best Drama Not Written By Someone Called Morgan Or Moffatt goes to...""
Philip
(26-08-2012)
"Stephen thinks he can look down Miranda's top without her noticing."
carol
(26-08-2012)
"and the winner is who ? "
Sharon lee
(26-08-2012)
"Stephen... Oh no not them again ! they have 3 awards already ! Quickly make something up they will never know their probably all drunk by now anyway !"
Saran Benjamin
(26-08-2012)
"You swapped it and put your name in didn't ou Stephen!"
Nigel Buck
(26-07-2012)
""Bear with, I'm trying to open the envelope but the dishy Stephen Mangan is standing right next to me." "God I hope Miranda isn't going to have one of her Episodes!""
Sara Ford
(26-07-2012)
"Stephen: 'You do know that presenters have to share a goodie bag. Bagsy the hair straighteners, I fancy a style change'."
Linda King
(26-07-2012)
"Oooh an 'anatomically correct' lollipop. This should get the bosses talking "
BERNIE EGERTON
(26-07-2012)
""Oh dear", we apologise for the state of this envelope please contact Royal Mail for information"
Roshni Jogin
(26-07-2012)
"Oh my God this says where Carmen Sandiego is!"
Karen Parker
(26-07-2012)
"Hmm and the winner (never, they must be joking ) is"
terina davidson
(26-06-2012)
"miranda "whoops they forgot to put a winner card inside" stephen " just go for the one you remember,don't forget to smile ""
Tom Warne
(26-06-2012)
"miranda- and the winner is ... ooooh Stephen- is that a picture of you in a swimsuit ?"
Sammie Martin
(26-06-2012)
"Stephen and Miranda were reminiscing about their Hyperdrive smooching scene. It was.... 'Such Fun!'."
Roshni Jogin
(26-06-2012)
"Miranda: And the winner is... Stephen: Breasts... I mean Beasts, I mean... "
Debby Brown
(26-06-2012)
"You read it out; I couldn't announce her as a winner with a straight face! Call the Midwife!"
Fran Landsman
(26-06-2012)
"If this isn't for 'Call The Midwife' I'll eat this envelope and then hang it round my neck with all the others."
Monique Burggraaf
(26-05-2012)
"stephen is thinking Stephen thinks: when I pull a face like this I look like the statue'. Miranda knows I am not going to kiss her, so why does she have strawberrie jam on her lips? "
Roshni Jogin
(26-05-2012)
"Stephen: I can't believe that I'll be getting into her envelope later. Miranda: ... and I'll read the winner. "
Roshni Jogin
(26-05-2012)
"Stephen, I told you not to open it! -YOLO!"
danny mac
(26-05-2012)
""Stall the announcement for one second Amanda...there is going to be celebrating once this is read out & John Terry hasn't got his shinpads on yet...""
Darren FitzGerald
(26-05-2012)
"Miranda is thinking 'why couldn't I have presented this with Matt Le Blanc instead of the other one'"
Sara Ford
(26-04-2012)
"Stephen: 'You do know that presenters have to share a goodie bag. Bagsy the hair straighteners, I fancy a style change'."
Aimee Ryan
(26-04-2012)
"Stephen was amused by Miranda's "talking envelope" skit "
Lisa Bailey
(26-04-2012)
"Miranda - Ooooh stephen,Stephen - I hope I'm the winner."
Alison F
(26-04-2012)
"Go on dare you to say it - "and the winners of best comedy sitcom are Stephen Mangan and Miranda Hart for Episanda""
Matthew Burr
(26-04-2012)
"and the winning bid for BSKYB is....... News Corps."
m neville
(26-04-2012)
"Thats the way to do it !!"
Adrian Thornton
(26-03-2012)
""The Only Way is Essex.""
Lisa Prior
(26-03-2012)
"Ooh she really has gone commando!"
nikki hilton
(26-03-2012)
"ooohhh, this is sooo exciting- i wonder- What is In the golden envelope!?! And, the winner is......."
Alison Melrose
(26-03-2012)
"If I don't get Best Supporting Actress this is the last time I'll be doing this for free for the Academy!"
Ray
(26-02-2012)
"Best actress award? Huh! Best 'friend' of the producer I think."
sharon griffin
(26-02-2012)
"ooh i`ve got £50 worth of vouchers to spend in poundland :)"
Dorothy Hardy
(26-02-2012)
"Well, it says the Eurovision Contest will decide."
judy parslow
(26-02-2012)
"and the winner is bettys hotpot"
Hannah I
(26-02-2012)
""Ready...take a deep breath and push..I mean open the envelope""
helen dunford
(26-02-2012)
"wish i hadn't just had my nails done i cant open the bloody box!"
iain maciver
(26-02-2012)
"look stephen i,ve won a golden ticket fro willy wonks chocolate factory"
Bob Neish
(26-02-2012)
"Miranda Hart - who's she. I thought it was Stefanie Powers from Hart to Hart. What a bummer."
Katerina Economides
(26-01-2012)
"I hope it's not that dreadful TOWIE lot again."
michelle k
(26-01-2012)
"Stephen with these ferrero rocher you are really spoiling us"
Catherine Rice
(26-01-2012)
"Who the heck is that? It would be much easier if they put names on the pictures."
debbie anne hume
(26-01-2012)
"Thats my number baby"
Paul John Bishop
(26-01-2012)
"Stephen:Why are dressed for a memorial service? Miranda:Why are we dressed for a memorial service? Anyhow dark colours seem to favour me for some reason. "
Emma C
(26-01-2012)
"And the winner of the Cash For Questions Award goes to.....MEEEEE"
juliette
(26-01-2012)
""Help I forgot to bring my reading glasses" "
Maria Ferran
(26-00-2012)
"Stephen "Hmm" Miranda " how do we break it to them it's blank?' "
millie
(26-00-2012)
"Stephen is thinking... please don't let Miranda have a Judy style wardrobe malfunction"
Tim Anderson
(26-59-2012)
"Stephen and Miranda were surprised to find the winner of the posthumous award."
John Sandy
(25-52-2012)
"Did you just fart Stephen? Yup, but it was a silent one - Just read out the winner and we might get away with this..."
Chris Q
(25-51-2012)
"Miranda" "Stephen, please take your hand away from there""
Leslie Lee
(25-51-2012)
"Look! I've got one! Willy Wonka's Golden Ticket!"
Fergus Mitchell
(25-21-2012)
""I see Ronnie Corbett sneaked in after all.""
Lois Jones
(25-21-2012)
"Oops, how did THAT picture get in there?"
Guyenne
(25-21-2012)
"She is thinking "Why does it have do be me who opens the envelop ?!" He is thinking "I hope it is Graham Norton, I have always wanted to shake his hands""
Andy
(25-21-2012)
"Stephen and Miranda try their best to look inconspicuous, as they try and swipe a BAFTA, to stick in their 'Cash My Gold envelope."
Niketa Patel
(25-21-2012)
"Stephen Mangan : Yeah.... i can't pronounce the name of the winner too. "
Lizzie Howell
(25-20-2012)
""Well I certainly didn't expect that! TOWIE wins the best wildlife documentary!""
Tiurlan Passmore
(25-20-2012)
"Miranda : I can't open the damn box! Stephen : you have to rub it three times to let the genie appear. "
Ella Abraham
(25-20-2012)
"Stephen Mangan "I wonder if she knows the rules of The Spoon of Destiny..." Miranda Hart "Oh... who is it... Clemency Twistenenaught!""
Alice Thill
(25-19-2012)
"Miranda: ünd thü wünner üf thü Büftü für Büst Üctress is........ Stephen: *note to self - superglue and lipstick are a killer combination*"
Belinda Greensmith
(25-19-2012)
"If there's less than 50 quid in here I'm off..."
Paul Crompton
(25-18-2012)
"It's a clue! Now we can help Paul Crompton to find the missing Ukala boots from his goody bag."
Ellie B
(25-18-2012)
"'Oh look Stephen there's a note: 'I'll collar you later - H. Hill' "
Ben Harte
(25-18-2012)
"And the winner is whoever placed this nice pile of money in the envelope."
Victoria Cunniff
(25-18-2012)
"Stephen knew Miranda would be shocked when she saw he'd subsituted the winning card for a naked photo of his butt and a rose!"
Edward Black
(25-18-2012)
"And the winner is... Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!"